H·O·L·Y!!!...M·A·C·A·R·O·N·I·!!!
This 'Node Description' code....works exactly as intended, and frankly I must say it looks absolutely bloody amazing!
I really am genuinely quite impressed with this one, infact, I'm now curious whether it could be applied to several other secondary/sub elements too.
For example, could this be applied to the post information-subtext that's under each new posts-thread title in the 'New Posts' sidebar widget?
By the gods! That would look awesome!!!